Thursday, August 4, 2011

30 cents, $3000, Priceless

What happens when your daughter makes a veil at school, finds your wife's wedding dress and starts striking poses?

baby wedding

Anyway, it's been awhile, but thought folks might find this a nice mix of baby, wedding and really random photography. All I can say is that none of the boys in her class should get any ideas. She's off limits and the house will be patrolled by two Rottweilers. And on that fine note - good day :)

Baby Photography Notes: I can't really in good conscious recommend that you take out a multi-thousand dollar dress and use it as a prop. My memory actually eludes me as to the actual cost since it was some stratospheric number and the original dress went up flames in a fire (good story really). Anyway, my wife thought it was pretty funny and we figure it's actually good to still get some use out of it, but your mileage may vary.

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Dancing, Princesses & Butterflies - Zoe dressed up in other fancy or fantastic garb.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Patience, Parenting and Butterflies

Parenting and patience are like two sides of a coin. Actually, that's probably not right since I've lost it more than a few times and that hasn't changed the fact that I'm a father of two. Anyway, I decided that it'd be good to teach the children the virtue of patience and waiting. So after noting that butterflies are attracted to the myriad of flowers in our backyard, I suggested we sit and wait and wait and wait... for butterflies to land on us and take some photographs.

After an hour or so of sitting, a Monarch like butterfly landed on Aidan's hand causing this heartfelt smile.

Baby Photography Butterflies

Zoe got tired of waiting and ended up resting on her back only to be surprised by this visitor.

Baby Photography Butterflies

Okay, anyone who has children who have a zen like peace sitting in a static state is entitled to a discount should you ever choose to utilize my photography services. My kids have difficulty sitting still while eating sushi yet alone outside amongst 101 possible things to do. As you may have guessed by now, we raised five caterpillars to butterflies using one of those ingenious butterfly kits. At one point we thought one of them drowned, but one bedtime prayer later and it was miraculously resurrected (or done drinking). It was at this point, that my sensibilities took hold and decided that we should let the butterflies go before forced into talking about butterfly heaven. The kids had a blast letting them go and I was smiling ear to ear seeing them enjoy God's creation.

Technical Baby Photography Notes: Both photos are taken with a 100mm Canon f2 with an extension tube to allow closer capture of the little critters (I'm referring to the butterflies, not my children). A 24" soft box is just outside the frame and supplies the additional light necessary for a smaller aperture and provides some directional light for what otherwise would have been a flat photo with Aidan's back to the sun.

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Macro Baby Photography - Strangely enough, I have another post on macro photography, bugs and my kids.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Green Machine

Today's post is going to be a fun one on so many levels featuring a hot car, a cute girl and gratuitous placement of photography equipment. Let's start with the car, my first new car ever and only my second car, has been a source of endless flak, I mean is the green really that bad?

Car Photo

Hmm... before you answer that consider this:
  • The children have no problem spotting me for pick-up at school
  • Since driving this car, I have zero instances of losing it in the parking lot
  • I suspect the car is less likely to be stolen and if it is, recovery should be a snap :)
Okay in hindsight I probably had more negotiating leverage with the dealer than I realized. Onto the cute girl (and um sorry this isn't that type of blog/website). The inside of the Fiesta is a little cramped since the overall car is shorter than a typical minivan by about a 4 year old (i.e. 40 inches). That being said, it's pretty easy to carry a conversation with the chatter boxes in the back. You can make the call whether that's a good thing or not.

Car with Kid Photo

Last but not least, the center divide has space to hold two consumer grade lenses and one professional L lenses. Better yet, the area has ambient lighting with the color of your choice (pink, red, green, blue, purple and white) so you can easily find your equipment while driving around texting and talking on the phone. It's amazing how many people still do that... when people should really be focusing on taking photos of the kids in the back.

Car with Photography Equipment

BTW: If you're looking for a new car, I highly recommend the Ford Fiesta 2011. The trunk is big enough to fit a set of hockey gear, the car is fun to drive (a link showing how to smuggle teddy bears in your Fiesta), is green with respect to the environment (other colors are available), has the highest safety ratings (but doesn't protect you from your own children) and I think very photogenic (see above).

Phat Baby Technical Photography Tips: The most interesting photo is the one on the top. Taken at sunset, the camera settings are actually kind of interesting at 30 sec at f11, ISO 100, 24mm. I actually put an 0.6 ND gradient filter to make everything extra dark, dressed up in black and ran around like a ninja manually triggering a flash as I did circles around the Fiesta. Neighbors thought I was crazy and the kids who were trying to sleep in the bedroom, thought a UFO was landing outside their window. Using a tripod, made compositing three of the photos together a snap. I actually tried using onOne's Perfect Layer Lightroom Plug-in which allows the use of layers in Lightroom. Neat idea, but pitifully slow with three 12MB files on a 2.66 GHz MacPro with 12GB of RAM. The editing ended up being faster in Photoshop.

Monday, May 2, 2011

How an Expensive Sport is Priceless

There are a number of reasons why parents should avoid ice hockey as an activity to keep their children busy:
  • The equipment is expensive
  • Unlike a soccer ball, baseball bat or even tennis racquet, children quickly outgrow the aforementioned expensive equipment
  • Coaches and lessons are expensive
  • The cost of the rink time dwarfs all of the above
With that being said, it's an absolute riot to watch a seven year old, decked out with a full compliment of padding, skate forwards, perform a series of cross-overs and (try to) hit a slap shot past a goalie twice his size. But the story wouldn't be complete if the events leading up to this epic event were left untold. Aidan's had a strange fascination for the ice and just about every (expensive) winter sport. We thought street hockey would tide him over, but he always found a way to get back on the ice and most recently, began a 3 month of practicing three times a week on the ice and several days off (i.e. roller blades). Heck, we even went to an adult skate and shoot where 40 hockey players were whacking pucks like they were at a driving range. I felt like I was in giant pin ball machine, but Aidan loved it. This Friday, we stumbled into try-outs and by Sunday I was watching my own version of the Stanley Cup Finals.

My hopes for Zoe are of the ice now, but knowing my luck, she'll raise the ante and pick up horseback riding. But that's the point isn't it? Spending time with kids and in between all the cheering, hugging and laughing - capturing the childhood memories in the most fantastic way possible.

Phat Baby Photography Hockey

Baby Photography Tips: 1/200 at f4, ISO 3200, 200mm. High ISO usually means a lot of noise/grain in the shots, but in this case it's better than a blurred shot. Also, Since I'm dealing with ice, the exposure compensation is likewise set to +2EV and with all that white, the noise frankly isn't that noticeable.

Related Posts:
Take That Tahoe - On skiing and our love of all things winter.
Christmas Miracle Goggles - On using the exposure compensation to take photographs in the snow.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Newlyweds

It's our eleventh anniversary, well actually about a month ago. As any parent knows, it's common to put the litte tots before yourself and this was no exception since March was a busy Birthday month. Nonetheless, the wife and I made a trip into San Francisco, sans children. It's amazing how much we were able to do in so little time when the only people we had to dress and feed were ourselves.

We joked about getting upgraded at the Palace hotel and were pleasantly surprised to get the Presidential suite. A pang of guilt surged through us as thoughts of the children running circles in the living room, swimming in the whirlpool and vegging in front of one of two flat screen televisions crossed our minds.

Phat Baby Photographer Lounge

My wife allowed part of the festivities to include a photo shoot of my favorite model. With few people around, we got a number of nice shots in a few minutes before bed.

Phat Baby Photography

Eleven years goes by fast and it's fun knowing that, assuming the children don't cause my early demise, we're still in the beginning of our marriage.

Phat Baby Photography Palace

Happy Anniversary Honey!

(Babe) Photography Tips: Lately, I've shunned natural light to go with strobes. Particularly indoors when the room is lit with chandeliers (pretty common right?), the illumination is very even and therefore pretty flat. So a judicious use of a flash gave emphasis to the glowing face I wake up next to each morning. When doing flash photography indoors, always balance your flash (~5500K, or the equivalent of the noon sun) to the ambient (~2800K in this case which is warmer than a typical tungsten environment). If you don't know what that means, I'm just saying that light sources can be like your children - the same fundamental genes yet strikingly different.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Certain Things in Life

My blogging is lagging like a parent without sleep. Still it’s amazing how much time shirking my writing frees up – more on that later.

April 18th, also known as IRS dooms day is fast approaching. On a twist on Benjamin Franklin’s famous quote, only two things in life are certain: the baby pooping right after a diaper change and taxes. As much fun as it is to discuss poop, we’re going to talk about taxes or more specifically what it takes to run a photography business (which I happen to know because I just finished my taxes). In the process, we’ll debunk a few myths:

  1. Shooting digital is free (and kids are cheap).
  2. There’s no sales tax (and it’s actually much worse than that)
  3. Photographer’s charge too much (and too little).

We'll have some fun along the way, but I'm also hoping this is instructive to the growing number of parents who have an interest in professional photography or even as a way of keeping accountable to my clients. The astute observer will note the business is run on a cash basis (kind of like the Mafia, only legit) which means there are some fluctuations for major capital investments that are not amortized across five years, but the effect tends to average out.


Digital is Free. Ironically my biggest expense is printing. Since my business is run on a cash basis, this does not include the $2000 9 color, wide-gamut printer purchased in 2009 used to produce magnificent art prints but does include the cost of ink that the printer drinks like a baby to formula.

Despite the name, Phat Baby Photography runs a pretty lean operation. My second Canon 5D is used (obtained at about half retail) and came in handy when the first broke during a shoot. My lenses are mostly professional grade, because they take nicer photos, work in low light, resist baby drool and just last longer (my only broken lens is a 35mm consumer lens). So about $1000 a year goes to upgrading or maintaining $10K+ worth of camera equipment. Put another way, it's like I'm replacing my set of equipment every 10 years which makes sense if you think about the shutter life of your average camera body. A small budget goes to renting equipment that I use infrequently (primarily for weddings or corporate work).

Computer equipment also needs to be updated, though thankfully less frequently. One annoying trend is the growing number of megapixels on camera which requires more hardware to process it all and more disk space to store it all. A good 12 MB camera (like my trusty 5D original) can be blown up to 20"x30" with good results so why Canon is going past the 20MB mark in more and more of its cameras is beyond me. My Mac Pro churns through my photo shoots quite effectively but I upgrade all my software licenses as needed. Photoshop CS3 is two generations old but does what I need, while a $100 Lightroom 3 upgrade was a no brainer even for a thick headed photographer like myself. My personal photos are archived on three drives (two in house and one in a bank vault) and I treat my client photos with the same care. That means purchasing an endless stream of hard drives to store everything as well as paying for offsite storage in the local Fort Knox and not disclosing the location to my children.

Sales Tax, Income Tax and Business Licenses Oh My! The cost of liability insurance required at venues, getting photography permits (yes, Stanford University, for example, requires permission), business licenses and paying, gulp, sales tax is a real cost. Sales tax is a negotiation point at more than one wedding and in some cases threats to go to another photographer ensue (heck, we did that with my wedding photographer). My blended federal tax rate is about 30%, California is almost 10% and ~10% goes to charity about half of every dollar in profit goes to someone else. Sales tax is collected as a percent of revenue, so account for that how you will but I think of it as a pass through expense (i.e. it passes through me like… oh I said I wouldn’t talk about poop). Fortunately I max out my self- employment taxes (Social Security, SDI and Medicare) from my day job otherwise that’d be another 15.30%. Give to Caesar what is Caesar’s, but Caesar is taking just about everything except my first born.

Photographers Charge Too Much and Too Little. So how much did Phat Baby Photography make last year? $20K in gross receipts minus $10K in expenses means a take home of about $5000 after taxes and giving. On average I spend ~10 hours per week on photography and the business so net net, I'm making about $10 per hour - more than a burger flipper and about half what the Costco cashier and the latter has benefits. The actual amount is a little lower for a variety of reasons, but the thought is depressing so this mathematical exercise ends here.

But it's not about the money right? In an ideal world maybe, but the reality of raising children in California is fundamentally expensive. Aidan loves ice hockey and eats like a dinosaur which is about as bad as it can get. Well a friend told me about his daughter and her love of horses, so maybe it could get worse. Zoe has an eye for designer shoes and clothes. Truth be told, I worry for her future husband. So unless I’m the government, I can’t run endless deficits and print money (even with my expensive printer).

More importantly, since my weeks have few leisure hours and sleep is a scarce commodity, every hour of photography is an hour I'm not with my family. Other options of saving time are largely an act of diminishing returns: tying\untying my shoes in the car bought me a minute or two each day, eating at my desk saves some time (and money), cutting my hair at home saves a 20 minute round trip to the barber but I'm open to reader's suggestions.

So it's with great joy that I find myself slowly unwinding the business. I say joy because even though I'd love to spend more time photographing other children, I instead get more time to play with my own. I'm still open for business (especially for existing clients), but I think you'll find me blogging less, doing a little less marketing and otherwise enjoying life (like experiencing ice hockey with Aidan). Besides, I can’t shut down the business right away, otherwise I’d have to recapture (i.e. pay back to the IRS) my business deductions on my taxes :)

Baby Photography Notes: 1/200 at ISO 400... just kidding, I used Keynote for the graph.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Mini Mad Scientists

The San Francisco Bay Area is known for its fine weather, but when the weather turns South, I turn to its rich scientific heritage to draw inspiration for what to do while trapped indoors with the little ones. So if you're looking to create some bubbling fun that draws oohs and aahs from little observing eyes, all you need is:
  • One small, clear container (two if your kids don't share)
  • 1/2 Tablespoon of baking soda
  • 2-3 ounces of vinegar
  • Measuring spoons
  • A few drops of food coloring (it's completely inert but makes for nicer photos)
  • Safety goggles (just kidding)
Put the baking soda in your container and let the kids slowly add the vinegar to have it bubble over. Repeat until you have a huge mess or the children stop giggling.

Phat Baby Scientists

Baby Photography Notes: A kitchen window to the left provides soft indirect lighting, while bright incandescent lights in the background blowout the backdrop drawing emphasizes the the children.

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Babies, Spinning Blades and Deadly Balls - Other activities for rain or shine.

SF Moma - Another "educational" opportunity in the San Francisco Bay Area.